You’re in the garden on a hot, sunny day. You haven’t had enough to eat or drink, and you’re really hungry and thirsty, though you feel that if you eat anything you might get sick. You’re getting sunburned here and there, and the rest of you is unnaturally pale and weak. Probably you shouldn’t be in the garden at all—look how weird and variable the weather’s been! Speaking of which, here comes a storm. You can’t get to shelter, and there’s rain everywhere; accidents are bound to happen, and yes, before you know it—snap!! Something’s broken.
Call 911! Or maybe not. The question in this scenario is: are you a gardener, or are you a plant?
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