Itchy, Witchy, Hexing, Vexing Plants

Scary plants earn Halloween points. Some plants are downright scary. Since Halloween is around the corner, I thought it might be fun to discuss a few. 

Raise your hand if you love weeds.  Okay, weeds are my nemesis. Yours too, I bet. If you’ve ever wrangled with mile-a-minute you’ve probably dreamed of this vine engulfing your house, your car, your dog.  Ditto with bindweed, bermudagrass, and other brats. But armed with a little knowledge and persistence, you can get the upper hand.  There’s a good weed ID guide on our website with photos and management tips. 

Mile-a-minute vine with blue berries.
Mile-a-minute weed spreads aggressively by seeds spread by birds. Photo credit:
Leslie Mehrhoff, University of Connecticut; Bugwood.org

Much scarier are invasive plants.  These plants are obnoxious spreaders that threaten ecosystems. English ivy, garlic mustard, and others bully out native plants that we – and wildlife – need. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, look at photos of garlic mustard blanketing forest floors or trees smothered in English ivy.  These plants are a serious threat and need to be banished.  Learn more at our invasive plants page.

Garlic mustard plants with white blooms growing beneath pine trees.
Garlic mustard sneaking under a pine tree.
English ivy vines growing up on  and covering forest trees.
An infestation of English ivy in a forest. Photo credit: Leslie Mehrhoff, University of Connecticut; Bugwood.org

Have you ever noticed a garden center plant labeled as “vigorous?”  Beware.  That could be nursery-speak for “spreads like wildfire.”  These vigorous plants are often beautiful and can be tamed, but it’s best to go into any relationship informed.  I call them my beautiful monsters, plants I can’t be without but need to manage carefully.

Mint will spread like mad so always, always contain it in a pot.  Brazilian verbena (Verbena bonariensis) will drop seed like crazy.  Deadhead it – or at least some of it – before it goes to seed. Obedient plant (Physostegia virginiana) is anything but obedient.  Dig out its sneaky underground rhizomes where you don’t want it or enjoy it in others’ gardens.  Yes, it’s a native, but it is a serious spreader.  Forewarned is forearmed.

Obedient plant with purple flowers.
Obedient plant is anything but obedient, spreading quickly. 

Another scary plant is poison ivy.  I itch at the mention of its name.  The merest brush of a leaf is enough to make me blister. First things first when tackling poison ivy.  Cover any part of you that might come into contact with the plant.  And consider having on hand a product that neutralizes the oils that cause itching. Remove small seedlings by hand.  Sever vines growing up trees.  Treat when you must, following the guidelines in our fact sheet. Ironically, we’re the only species for whom poison ivy is a problem.  It’s a native plant with berries that form late to feed many forms of wildlife. It only irritates our skin and sensibilities.

Poison ivy vine growing up a tree trunk.
Poison ivy deserves respect…and distance. Phot credit:
Betty Marose

Less scary are the plants in our gardens with a white latex sap such as milkweed, balloon flower (Platycodon grandifloras), and spurge (Euphorbia species).  The sap can cause minor skin irritations, more of an annoyance than a threat. The same is true with juniper rash, the red dots you get from pruning junipers.  Wear gloves to protect your hands from itchy spots and dots.

I hope I haven’t scared you too much.  Most plants are quite harmless and a delight to both tend and behold.  Into every garden a few itches, weed witches and vexing plants must grow. 

By Annette Cormany, Principal Agent Associate and Master Gardener Coordinator, Washington County, University of Maryland Extension.  Read more by Annette.

3 thoughts on “Itchy, Witchy, Hexing, Vexing Plants

  1. Ellen Nibali October 20, 2025 / 11:46 am

    I love obedient plant! –one of the few native plants that deer do not destroy. My experience in central Maryland is it a slow spreader. It still needs help keeping the deer off, but I plan to use it more. I need it to fill in areas that otherwise non-native invasives rapidly invade.

  2. George Lambert October 20, 2025 / 11:51 am

    Great article. It is so discouraging that more plants haven’t been banned from sale in MD (and U.S.), not unlike failure to immediately forbid making 3D printed gun parts. I believe those who believe they can control spread of these invasives should instead realize that we get older and weaker, have accidents so can’t garden for a while, and eventually sell our homes to someone who will probably not be as vigilant as we intend to be. It is a longshot that these bets end well, and there are so many reasonable alternatives. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure – always was and always will be.

  3. Noreen Krispin October 21, 2025 / 5:07 am

    Another interesting article! Thanks Anne!!

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